When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord in his wisdom didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
The true value of a man is not determined by his possession, supposed or real, of Truth, but rather by his sincere exertion to get to the Truth.
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Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
Damn it, how will I ever get out of this labyrinth?
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Simon Bolivar
That which is true must always remain true, though the applications may change greatly from generation to generation. It is the absence of such fundamental certainties, no doubt, that leads men into continual search for a satisfying religion, or that drives them away from their...
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John A. Widtsoe
The better men know the Lord, the better may the eternal truths we learn be applied in our daily lives.
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John A. Widtsoe
The immature think that knowledge and action are different, but the wise see them as the same.
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Anonymous
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
